when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

I went to a cutest little plant shop with the love of my life. It was perfect
i want a cute boyfriend and $500,000
“this doesn’t concern you Robert please close the door”
in 20biteen we support bi girls and their decisions, regardless of the gender of their partners
can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have the option to kill ross geller
me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

The earlier in the year you reblog this the funnier it is

